Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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