Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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