The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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