Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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