rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is Oprah even human
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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