: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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