Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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