idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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