Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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