can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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