Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
not ubering you a puppy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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