doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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