just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You ate ashes out of my bong
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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