i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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