I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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