Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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