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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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