Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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