Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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