i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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