he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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