Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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