Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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go home
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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