I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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