You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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