What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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