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• (212): View more from New York

  I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

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