That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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