Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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