i don't like sucking hair
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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