I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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