so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You don't make any sense
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