Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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