it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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