All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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