i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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