do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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