guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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