I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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