You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you had me at cake vodka
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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