So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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