come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize