singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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