Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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