I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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