? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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