I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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