He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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