I swear she didn't look like that last week.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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