she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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