I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Couch. On fire.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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