Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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