I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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