Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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